DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
I’m no expert, but I’d say he masturbated right after chopping jalapenos.
Steve: “I don’t know if i like it.”
Tony: “Try it with some ketchup.”
Thor: “Nay, the sauce will only make it worse.”
Can we talk about Renner’s fantastic stare? Because it’s pretty much hilarious.
santa saw you reading all that gay porn
so does he want recs, or…?
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
It’s like when you were little and you found out your mom’s name isn’t really Mom
What?No, My mom’s name is still mom.