my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
mark your territory by crying on things
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food